And that's the bottom line, 'cause Jumper said so
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, Jumper, I so [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you for this!!!Originally posted by Jumper69:
How's this one??
ROTHFLLMAO!!
Sad part is, Pina doens't get it.
And that's the bottom line, 'cause Jumper said so
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No that's the bottom line because gae banned Pina.Originally posted by Lew:
And that's the bottom line, 'cause Jumper said so
"WE don't have the same rights as Muslims who have moved here. If I'm having a bad hair day, I'm not permitted to wear a hat for my drivers license/passport photo."
Again, the woman who sued over the passport photo LOST THE CASE! She either removed the Burqa and got her license or she isn't driving.
"If I'm a deeply religious anything other than a Muslim, I can't force the hospital to provide me with something other than what they have."
They did not force the hospital to do anything. They simply skipped appointments, the hospital figured out why, determined they were losing profits over a stupid bare-ass-hangin'-out-the-back gown that everyone hated anyway, and redesigned it for the benefit of all. The important thing is this generated a minute amount of change which naturally gave conservative whiners another excuse to express outrage! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Possessive Nouns
In the possessive case, a noun or pronoun changes its form to show that it owns or is closely related to something else. Usually, nouns become possessive by adding a combination of an apostrophe and the letter "s."
You can form the possessive case of a singular noun that does not end in "s" by adding an apostrophe and "s," as in the following sentences:
The red suitcase is Cassandra's.
The only luggage that was lost was the prime minister's.
The exhausted recruits were woken before dawn by the drill sergeant's screams.
The miner's face was covered in coal dust.
You can form the possessive case of a singular noun that ends in "s" by adding an apostrophe alone or by adding an apostrophe and "s," as in the following examples:
The bus's seats are very uncomfortable.
The bus' seats are very uncomfortable.
The film crew accidentally crushed the platypus's eggs.
The film crew accidentally crushed the platypus' eggs.
Felicia Hemans's poetry was once more popular than Lord Byron's.
Felicia Hemans' poetry was once more popular than Lord Byron's.
You can form the possessive case of a plural noun that does not end in "s" by adding an apostrophe and a "s," as in the following examples:
The children's mittens were scattered on the floor of the porch.
The sheep's pen was mucked out every day.
Since we have a complex appeal process, a jury's verdict is not always final.
The men's hockey team will be play as soon as the women's team is finished.
The hunter followed the moose's trail all morning but lost it in the afternoon.
You can form the possessive case of a plural noun that does end in "s" by adding an apostrophe:
The concert was interrupted by the dogs' barking, the ducks' quacking, and the babies' squalling.
The janitors' room is downstairs and to the left.
My uncle spent many hours trying to locate the squirrels' nest.
The archivist quickly finished repairing the diaries' bindings.
Religion is usually the subject of the roommates' many late night debates.
Using Possessive Nouns
When you read the following sentences, you will notice that a noun in the possessive case frequently functions as an adjective modifying another noun:
The miner's face was covered in coal dust.
Here the possessive noun "miner's" is used to modify the noun "face" and together with the article "the," they make up the noun phrase that is the sentence's subject.
The concert was interrupted by the dogs' barking, the ducks' quacking, and the babies' squalling.
In this sentence, each possessive noun modifies a gerund. The possessive noun "dogs"' modifies "barking", "ducks"' modifies "quacking," and "babies"' modifies "squalling."
The film crew accidentally crushed the platypus's eggs.
In this example the possessive noun "platypus's" modifies the noun "eggs" and the noun phrase "the platypus's eggs" is the direct object of the verb "crushed."
My uncle spent many hours trying to locate the squirrels' nest.
In this sentence the possessive noun "squirrels"' is used to modify the noun "nest" and the noun phrase "the squirrels' nest" is the object of the infinitive phrase "to locate."
Uh oh, is GAE giving a punctuation lesson under Trav's moniker? Makes sense I guess since she misspelled "doesn't" somewhere up above as GAE. Horrors!
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ August 20, 2004 10:48 AM: Message edited by: LanDroid ]</font>
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